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Thursday, 1 September 2011

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Viva la Revolucion!

Somewhere in the Yorkshire Dales; 01.09.2011: The Spoof Int. headquarters was attacked today by a separatist group called; The SSFF (Separatist Spoofers Freedom Fighters) led by breakaway Generalissimo Mortadellamussollini sporting an Emiliano Zapata handle-bar moustache, strapped to the hilt with bullet belts and a sombrero (he looked the part). The General was followed by his followers dressed similar, without hoodies, and they are demanding an autonomous UK Spoof headquarters based on the Isle of Dogs in Bermondsey.

Spoof leader and "Great one", Mark, was last seen giving a rendition of "Don't cry for me Jesus Buddah" (Evita rip-off) on the balcony to his worshippers then he was whisked away in a private jet heading towards Tripoli.

The SSFF are determined to create a breakaway Spoof state seperated from fellow international Spoofers because they feel they don't mix and the wages are lousy.

Second in command at Spoof Int, Mark II, gave the following statement:

Before a disaster happens and they send in a suicide bomber we have decided to compromise: As from today the Spoof will be split between them and us. A new Spoof Int. Headquarters will be built in Damascus; keep your heads down! The Spoof UK HQ will be operated from the Isle of Dogs patrolled by Millwall Hooligans and Israeli pitbulls.

Many International Spoof writers who didn't like the idea of being patrolled by Millwall hooligans or pitbullied, left the building in dismay at the compromise and decided to go to Damascus instead. They will be later joined by a steel effigy of their once so great leader, Mark, after he has consulted Gaddaffi about this latest global revolution; if he can find him.

The SSFF Guerillas left the Yorkshire Dales Spoof HQ happy and their General was last seen downing a bottle or two of tequilla whilst interviewing recruits who feel it is their duty to join the movement otherwise they will be put against the wall!

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