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Thursday, 1 September 2011

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The $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi is hiding in a hole in the ground like this. Can you recognise the location?

Desert Retreat, Libya: Not since Steve Austin played a 'mere' $6 million dollar man, in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, has there ever been an attempt to remake that long running and popular series... That is until now!

They search him high, they search him low, but the $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi is almost indestructable like Captain Scarlet in the 1960s TV series Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons. $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi, has 'cocked a snoop' at NATO and gone underground...

$90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi has accumulated an estimated $90 Billion Dollars of wealth, as he was the head of state of Libya for 40 years and used the National Bank as like his own personal cheque book... $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi has 'reportedly' stashed an estimated $90 Billion dollars of wealth in secret Bank accounts and security boxes all around the world...

$90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi is capable of remaining at large for a long time, probably even longer than Saddam Hussein, who was found in a hole in the ground near his hometown of Tikrit. The $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi, could live in a hole, as he is proud of being the guy who lives in a tent...

The hunt for the $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi continues. They hunt him here, they hunt him there, but Libya is a very big country to find the hole that the $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi is hiding in...

The $90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi has all that wealth, but now is forced to hide in a hole...

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