Written by Jason Bourne
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 26 August 2011

image for Gaddafi In Need Of A Hiding
All sides keen to give Gaddafi a hiding

Common ground has been reached between rebels and supporters of missing Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, with both sides agreeing that he is in need of a hiding.

A temporary ceasefire was called over the misunderstanding, with Gaddafi's supporters understood to have meant they wanted to provide the colonel with a hiding-place, and rebels wanting to whip the libyan leader. Hostilities recommenced when an understanding was reached between the sides.

Hidings are common in the Arab world.

Bin Laden: A Thorough Hiding

Osama Bin Laden, mastermind of the September 11th 2001 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, underwent a very thorough hiding before he was captured and given a hiding. Bin Laden had been given a hiding by supporters in Pakistan. He was previously given a hiding by the Taliban in Afghanistan, and before that he was given a hiding in Sudan following exile from his native Saudi Arabia, where he would have been given a hiding if he stayed.

Bin laden was first given a hiding by the CIA during the Afghan-Soviet War. In the end he was given a hiding in the ocean for that.

Saddam: A Good Hiding

Former ruler of Iraq, the late Saddam Hussein, was given a hiding for eight months before he was given a hiding by US forces.

Now Gaddafi is thought to be being given a hiding. Rebels have called for his surrender and offered a reward. Gaddafi's whereabouts are unknown.

Hide-out

When asked what Gaddafi is thought to be hiding in, rebels said it was probably a hide-out.'He is hiding in a hide-out,' said a rebel spokesman. Rebels want Gaddafi to come out of the hide-out he is hiding in so that he can be given a hiding, along with those who are giving him a hiding who will be given a hiding for hiding him without giving him a hiding.

Hidings were common in Lybia under Gaddafi. Political opponents were given a hiding, sometimes by Gaddafi and sometimes by their supporters. Either way, they were given a hiding.

Whether Gaddafi is given a hiding remains to be seen. He may have fled the country.

It is not known what state would give Colonel Gaddafi a hiding, other than signatories to NATO.

Make Jason Bourne's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

5 15 13 10
66 readers are online right now!

Go to top