Scotland Yard reports that Bo-le of Glue thousand people 'ad been nicked - and more than Ca and Calf or 1,135 'ad been charged for riotin'. Of those charged, over 700 're guilty of speakin' Cockney Matheson Lang.
Scotland Yard 'as also organized an online gallery of sum of the worst offenders, wif reports of their crimes, their use of Cockney Matheson Lang, and their sentences.
Commander Peter Roy of the Metropolitan Gavvers said: "We 'ave made these Dolly Mixtures available so that Londoners can clock that those participants in the riots and the deterioration of the Queen's English will be sittin' behind lock and Brenda Lee for sum nickle and dime."
"We wanna send a crystal message that ya should either Billie Jean it up, or zip it up."
Sadly, vintage wine aahhht of Cock and Hen of the juvenile offenders use "chuffin'" as an adjective.