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Wednesday, 21 December 2005

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Pierre

PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed "hotel" in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, "I was .. taking care of a .. client when CRASH all of a sudden there's this flying donkey in bed with us. My .. client asked if he'd have to pay EXTRA for this. I told him no, this was not part of the show".

Pierre, the world's only known flying donkey escaped from Paris's renowned circus, "Musées de France" 3 days ago and was thought to be lost forever .. until last night's CRASH through the 3rd story window of a house of ill repute on the wrong side of Paris.

Circus owners say that Pierre was usually kept inside his own personal giant 19 story tent where folks would come see him fly around and perform amazing tricks that totally dwarf the typical Segway riding bears and Macarena dancing tigers found in most circus acts today.

"You should see Pierre catch a Frisbee shot 180 straight up into the air out of a cannon" one enthusiastic circus visitor said. Pierre's trainer told reporters,

"Somehow Pierre escaped from his tent 3 days ago. We'd almost catch him, we'd get real close then suddenly he would LEAP into the air, fly off and land 100 yards away and go 'HEE HAW' as if to mock us in his mind."

Experts agree .. there's no way to catch a flying donkey. Flying donkeys, unlike bats, do not have a built-in radar sensory system so apparently last night Pierre, perhaps a bit tired from flying around Paris France for 3 days took a wrong turn and it being a bit foggy last night crashed through the 3rd story window of the .. hotel.

Pierre with only a few bruises on his wings is expected to make a full recovery and return to catching Frisbees shot out of cannons, kamikaze dive-bombing excited fans and of course, plotting his next escape into the night skies above the Bois de Boulogne district of Paris .. France. Shame Pierre.

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