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Topics: Germany, berlin wall

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

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A truly great German leader with tremendous vision, but no Swastika's attached!

Germany is celebrating 50 years after the tumbling down of the wall (not the Pink Floyd one) and many Germans are very happy with the German government's celebration plans, they are going to build a new one!

It seems that the tumbling of the wall has caused more problems than the euphoric celebrations of yesteryear could ever have comprehended.

Western Europe has been invaded by Eastern European immigrants searching for a McDonalds or two (For our younger readers; they were forbidden in the communist states), flat-line TV's, I pods, Blackberries, decent cars and many other material things. And if they can't afford to buy them then they nick them (not all of them, mainly Albanians).

Many, real ethnic Germans (a rare breed these days, Germany has the lowest birth rate in Europe) these days, although still welcoming unification, rather regret this massive influx of Eastern Europeans who tend to head straight for the Ministry of Social Services hoping for a hand-out large enough to buy their first hamburger.

Prime Minister, Angela Merkel, has listened to the ethnic Germans and decided to celebrate the 50th anniversary by striking up plans to build a new wall stretching from the Baltic Sea to Southern Bavaria, similar to the US version, but better, of course it's German.

With this decision, Frau Merkel, has assured her place in power for the next ten years and many other European leaders are congratulating her on this astounding achievement.

Hitler was just seen turning in his grave!

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