Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin.
There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prime Minister, Enda Financialproblems, was said to be breaking off from his drinking session with fellow parliamentarians in the hotel opposite the Dail (Irish parliament) immediately to go and start a drinking session elsewhere in the city.
Since the riots began, quantitative easing has led to standing room only in the Temple Bar area of the city. Austerity Measures (Kathleen Measures' wayward son) has been barred from Lannigan's Pub, although some observers have noted that otherwise, the Irish authorities are all far too p*ss*d to give a Castlemain XXXX anyway.
Speaking to a packed audience, just after the advertisements and before the premier of "Cowboys and Aliens", the Irish Prime Minister said that the main reason for the riots in London was to just interrupt David Cameron, Boris Johnson and Teresa May's holiday.
The late Minister for Finance, Brian Lenihan, was unavailable for comment.