Written by Zachary Estle
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Topics: Satan, Johnny Depp, Hell

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much.

Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who have been hopin for this for centuries. The new owner of Hell for know is Austrailia, with many officials saying it's g good fit for the nation.

However, the underworld is still on sale and will appear on an auction online. If you would like to become the proud owner of Hell, then keep an eye open for it on the web. The current best offer is fourteen million dollars (US) by Mr. Johnny Depp, most are no shocked that the Alice in Wonderland star is buying the most evil place in the universe due to his overall "rapey" vibe, and habit of portraying terrifyingly creepy men in almost all of his movies.

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