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Sunday, 17 July 2011

image for Man arrested in Italy after pissing up the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
He was an Italian "piss artist" too!

Pisa, Italy: A man stumbled out of a local ristoranti in Pisa yesterday, totally loaded with Chianti and pizza. He made a bee-line for the tower and felt nature call and could not resist pissing up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

The local Carabinieri arrested the man and threw him into a drying out cell in Pisa and after drying out was taken to court to explain his action in front of the local judge, here his statement:

"OK, I was pissed, I then saw the leaning tower and thought if I piss up the rear leaning side of the tower I won't get my newly acquired leather shoes dirty because if I pissed up a normal, straight wall the wee always rebounds and sprays all over my shoes (drunks always think logical)!"

The Pisa judge accepted his explanation, warned him never to desecrate an Italian monument again, told him if he needs to answer the call of nature, try the local fountains and fined him 600000000 Lira, 10 euro's!

The drunken man wasn't actually Italian, he was a pissed up Pole; plenty of them circulating Europe lately (?).

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