It has been brought to the notice of Scotland yard that the paparazzi are becoming bored of papping the 'old-style' way.
Too many are papping celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs in pretty normal poses.
A group of 'renegade' members of the paparazzi have gone undercover and are promising to bring to the public, photos of 'pooping celebs' etc.
The news of this renegade group of press photographers was brought to light when a mini-video of a 'pooping celeb.' (as yet un-named) was put on You Tube.
Now all those who are being 'papped' on a regular basis are in fear of being papped pooping. They are going to extraordinary lengths to protect their privacy whilst enjoying their bowel movements.
Not one is willing to tell of the extreme measures they are taking to ensure their privacy, for obvious reasons.