Thailand is a country well known for its stunning beaches, great food, sex tourism and being the world's largest consumer of ping pong balls (where do they all go?!)
But it is also known for its ladyboys. So many young Thai men become ladyboys that if you count them as women, then over 90% of the country's population are now female. The rest of the population is made up out of creepy Western men looking for a wife or a rare STD - usually they end up with both.
It is therefore surprising that Thailand has only just now elected its first ever ladyboy president.
Lady Porn Cock Tittybangasuckancum was elected by a landslide, and today met the King to begin her term. In her inaugural speech, he/she promised "to rule you long time" and to make everything less "sucky sucky".