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Friday, 1 July 2011

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Pope Benedict sent his first tweet on the 60th anniversary of his ordination.

The Pope had several aides teaching him to use his new iPad. Those aides have not been able to explain Twitter let alone the iPad to Pope Benedict.

He has decided to take lessons at his local MAC store. The Pope will be accompanied by his aides, who will also be learning to use the iPad along with Macintosh computers.

Many are speculating that Pope Benedict, his aides, and monasteries, have begun purchasing iPods after sales of different Gregorian chant groups have reached an all-time high on iTunes.

Pope Benedict, and possibly monks around the world, are becoming more accustomed with the modern world of technology. On a similar note, certain Amish communities have been suspected of having a communal Mac Book Pro, to help plan the harvests.

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