The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Kate, have begun their first ever official tour as a royal couple. The destination is Canadia, which has seen a slide in the popularity of the Royal Family lately.
Two years ago, Charles and Camilla visited the country, which nearly led to the country declaring itself a republic overnight. A royal spokesman said of the visit, "We would have been better off sending a bag of talking shit."
Last year the Queen had a more positive reception. However, many Newfoundlanders were psychologically disturbed at her visit after they believed they had witnessed a talking stamp.
It is hoped that William and Kate will be welcomed, but part of their tour involves a visit into French-speaking Quebec. The Quebec Republican Party (PRQ) are upset at the visit, as they are the only French speaking people in the world who still have a royal family. But they have promised to keep their guillotines at home on this occasion.
Next year, it is planned to send over the Queen Mother's coffin to help Canadia celebrate the end of the world in 2012.