New York, NY-- The little space alien from a long,long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was very angry. Yoda heard that the winner of the ugliest dog in the world was named after him. He was deeply insulted, and flew to Earth in his spaceship to carry out his revenge.
"Hurt I am, by your rudeness. Sorry you will be, when done I am with you!" said Yoda from his interstellar spaceship, circling the earth. The pointy-eared extra-terrestrial thought of a perfect way to repay the insult.
All at once Yoda's voice was heard around the world on every radio and TV, and in every language. Yoda's anger was extreme, and every adult man and woman on the planet would pay.
"So a dog you think to compare me to. Well, a surprise for you I have! With me the Force is strong! On you, the joke now will be!" giggled the little creature, as his plans began to materialize.
Yoda then pointed a strange phallic-shaped ray gun at Earth, and pulled the trigger. He then sat back and began to watch the results from his spaceship.
Suddenly, everyone on the planet became sexually attracted to dogs--very sexually attracted. Grown men and women ripped off their clothes around the earth, and began seeking carnal pleasures from their canine companions. An orgy of human-dog sex soon swept the planet.
"Fun you will have screwing dogs! Fun I will have watching you! An ugly dog to me you compared, so a dog to you I will be!" he laughed.
He then made some popcorn and watched the revolting orgy with great delight.