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Wednesday, 22 October 2003

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According to a new poll, Belgium is the world's most boring country. Belgian ministers are said to be shocked by the revelation and they have attempted to defend their country.

Their attempts failed miserably.

Other crap countries in the poll included Wales, Iceland and the Isle of Man.

Famous Belgian exports include (and are strictly limited to) chocolate, whilst famous Belgian figures are few and far between, with perhaps only Hercule Poirot and Tintin.

A Belgian spokesman, Bertie Hoodlefish said, "I love Belgium. You should visit. It's really amazing."

As a result of the poll, America will drop atom bombs on the top 5 worst countries.

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