London, UK: Gentiles of the world united today, and filed a class action lawsuit against God. The law suit claims that God's racist ways have caused increased harm to Gentiles throughout history because of His exclusion of them due to their race.
"God has a history of picking favorites, and punishing those races He doesn't want to include in His exclusive club, Heaven, and it is time we stop Him before more Gentiles feel the pain and embarrassment from not being His favorite race." Gene Conrad, speaker for the Gentiles, said on video clip released on YouTube.
The Gentiles are represented by Gloria Tightface. She is a victims right advocate and a woman you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
God was clearly upset with the Gentiles.
"Why should I like the Gentiles, they are lazy, stupid, and steal every chance they get." God said. "I will punish them."
After God released his statement, the Gentiles released another video, and in the video they promised to stop tithing in God's churches if he didn't stop his racist ways and apologize.