Written by Sal Manella
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Sunday, 19 June 2011

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NAZIs mount effort to improve image and raise awareness of learning disabilities.

In an apparent effort to re-brand itself for the second decade of the twentieth century the National Socialist German Workers Party, or, as they are more readily known, The NAZI Party announced today that the organization is spearheading a global effort to raise awareness about learning disabilities.

A different learning disability will be featured for a period of one year, from April 20th to April 20th. The first disability to be featured will be Dyslexia, beginning April 20th 2012.

Benedict Goebels, Vice President and Director of Marketing for NAZI International admits that national socialism does not have a very good track record of fair treatment of persons with disabilities.

"I'll be the first to admit that we are not perfect and that our treatment of persons with disabilities, and other people as well, has, at times been reproachable. The NAZI movement is dynamic, life-like organism that continuously learns from its mistakes. We are constantly evolving."

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