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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

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This breed can't fly not like "Aire"dales!

A Filipino yobbo and "animal lover" decided to hang out his puppy to dry after he had wet himself and peed on the floor.

He pegged it to the washing-line and thinking nothing of it, put photos of the pegged, hanging, flying puppy on his Facebook site and now he is the most hated puppy owner on the planet as millions of real animal lovers issued Fatwah's on him.

"I didn't mean to hurt him honestly, but my mum was due home any minute and the puppy was soaking wet so instead of putting him in the tumble-dryer, which would be cruel, I pegged him on the washing line, a much more humane solution!" He pleaded.

The global animal rights squad is after him now and he could either end up being "thrown to the Pitbulls" or end up doing hard-labour in a local Filipino shelter for stray dogs cleaning up their crap, AAAAGH!

As for the puppy, he is quite well after his simulated flight pegged on a washing line after all it was an "Aire"dale pup!

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