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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

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Toilet in Michelle's Garden Had Never Been Hooked Up for Workers!

Shortly after the Obamas' European tour where the first lady bestowed presents of her home grown vegetables on the French, the Germans and the British, an outbreak of a deadly E-Coli virus spread rapidly through the continent leading investigators to now center their investigation on the White House Garden!

According to the Center for Disease Control (CDC) it's too soon to tell if the deadly strain which effects the kidneys and liver, originated in the First Lady's Highly Publicized garden, but certain things pointed to glaring health and safety issues during the preliminary inspection.

Inspectors noted that while the first lady claimed she was responsible for the care and maintenance of the garden, over 234 workers off dubious ethnic origin were seen working in the garden with no obvious
toilet facilities available.

There was evidence of human waste amidst the collard leaves, the tomatoes appeared to be covered with urine, and there was even evidence that Bo the White House Dog had taken a likening to the pole bean stalks!

In the tool shed the investigators found sacks of imported African Fertilizer including powdered waste from Rhinos (sic), elephants, Hyenas, and Water Buffalo, which the First Lady's secretary said was all part of her "organic" gardening method to produce a big yield, like her award winning 17 pound tomato, and the 750 pound watermelon, both of which are now on display in Iowa during the 4-H Fair going on now for Young Democrats.

Whilst the President traveled with 6 personal doctors on his recent trip, only part of his 500 strong entourage, insiders say it was a precaution as the President is by now versed in the meals mandated by his wife and mother in law, Marian Robinson, affectionately known by the Secret Service as FWDOUS (first witch doctor of the US).

The CDC, taking no chances issued a bulletin warning US citizens of it's concerns.
"The Center wishes to advise all Democrats to thoroughly wash any vegetables being sold under the counter at The First Lady's Farmer's Market as they may be contaminated by a deadly strain of E-Coli which may cause death, or even worse! Those of you in NYC also be on the alert for contaminated Hot Dogs, and we urge all Liberals to thoroughly boil any Weiners before you put them in your mouth! (hmmm, hmmm, hmmm!)

The liberal press is now treating the Obamas' with Surgical Gloves in order to reduce the spread of the deadly disease now being called the "Obama Two-Step" replacing "Montezuma's Revenge" at the top of the 'World's Deadliest Disease" list.

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