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Monday, 6 June 2011

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Weiner's Pocket Puppet as it Appeared on Twitter!

Former IMF CEO and invertebrate Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn said today he stands in solidarity behind Congressman Anthony Weiner after his admission of sending extreme sexual texts and cloaked and uncloaked penis pictures!

The Frenchman, who stands accused of sexually attacking a chambermaid in his taxpayer funded $3,000 a night NY Hotel suite, said that Weiner did nothing wrong.

"Antoine...what a man, eh? When you have ze power once must use it and wield your sword..it iz only right, no?"

While DSK is living the high life in a $50k a month high rise eating $350 kobe Steak take
aways, and protected with security estimated to cost $200k a month, Weiner must return to his house and his year old bride, Huma Abedin , a top assistant to Hillary Clinton, herself no stranger to avoiding ignoring penile embarrassments caused by her husband, the perpetual hard on, former President Bill Clinton, who left not only a stain on the infamous blue dress of Monica Lewinsky, but on the Presidency itself.

Weiner continues to claim "I never had sex with another woman outside of my underpants!"

While that assertion has yet to be challenged by still unidentified Twits on Twitter, certain explicit texts revealed today show that Weiner definitely had his mind on his penis, which is now confirmed, had a mind of it's own, as he admitted in an earlier interview with Howard Stern.

An online 'friend' released the following text message today, which probably led Weiner to believe the jig was finally up:

"You give good head?" the embattled and married New York congressman asked the woman on March 16, this year.

She responded: "I've been told really good...and i love doing it."

At that point, 46-year-old Weiner declared: "wow a jewish girl who sucks (bleep)! this thing is ready to do damage."

Weiner hastened to add, when confronted with this latest hanging chad, that 'a Hummer' did not have anything to do with his wife "Huma', which critics coyly said explained why the insecure geek from Brooklyn probably had a problem in the first place.

Weiner also denied that a picture of his penis was used in ads for the recent referendum in San Francisco supporting the anti-circumcision bill put up to vote.

"It coulda' been mine, but I don't think so. I did send some snaps out to the left coast, but I thought it was to someone named "Charlene", and not Charlie". Who Knows what evil lurks in the hearts of these women anymore. Oy Vey!"

On this day in 1944 the Allies Invaded Normandy and began the long and deadly campaign to Free the French. We've come a long way since, non?

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