Colonel Gaddafi's fourth wife, known as Daffy Duck throughout Libya, has taken over from her husband who is reportedly 'indisposed'.
This is the result of Gaddafi's increasing uneasiness at the Bombs that are exploding in his toliet. 'When you can't have a crap in peace' he explained 'it is time to hand over the reins of power to someone else who has had the crap thrown at her for years.'
Daffy Duck has no stomach for war. Her father Walt Duck, who has a strange association with what he thinks is Holy Wood, often told Daffy, after she left her first husband Donald, that flying to Libya was a bad move as she didn't know the language.
'I've never understood Donald' she replied 'so my new sweetheart should be fine.' Warned that she had to share Mummar Gaddafi with three other wives Daffy wagged her tail knowing that Mummar could not resist it.
But now Daffy has to deal with the United Nations, a civil war and an indispensable husband. Some think she will be winging it out of the country but Daffy knows that with her Dad Walt worshipping wood there can only be a happy ending.