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Monday, 30 May 2011

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If it's spanish bin (Laden) it, if it's made in England bin (Laden) it too, they're made in Spain!

Al Qaeda promised revenge after Bin Laden's execution and the first wave of attacks on European soil has hit Germany in the form of a cucumber!

The cucumbers were produced in Spain by immigrant women from Islamic countries, it was easy to spot them, they wore Burka's in the Spanish heat!

Working in the glass houses of Andalucia as cheap labour (what else?); they injected the E Coli bug into thousands of cucumbers bound for Northern Europe.

The E-coli outbreak in Germany has cost 12 lives, many illnesses and is spreading like wildfire across all borders and is even heading towards the UK, a cucumber loving country, especially at high-tea.

A spokesman for Al Qaeda, Bin Laden's son, Bin Nicht Im Laden (German name meaning I am not in the shop because the cucumbers have been laced) gave the following statement on the Internet:

"We at Al Qaeda will destroy Western Civilization and get revenge for Bin Laden; we have started with dodgy cucumbers and our next plan of attack will be infecting British turnips made in Spain, you have been warned", death to the Infidels!

High tea at Buckingham Palace with cheese and cucumber sandwiches has been suspended and the Royal Family, to be safe, ordered several Big Mac menus made in the UK by Arabian immigrants (who else?)!

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