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Monday, 30 May 2011

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King Cobra's are a delicacy in Vietnam and celebrity chef, Ruddy Gore, on a recent visit, ate a King Cobra.

Cobras are renowned as venomous. They spit and curse in a language only Slitherers can understand. The only trouble is that the effect of the snake on some people's lives is pronounced.

Snake expert David Worm explained that if the blood of a cobra, which can be made into a drink, has not been treated it can cause the imbiber to take on the characteristics of a snake.

This explains why there is so much spitting and swearing in Vietnam and snakes in the Pots of Pol Pot terrorists during the Vietnam War are thought to have made the organisation particularly venomous.

Ruddy Gore has assured everyone that the snake's blood he drank and the cobra he ate had no effect over his behaviour. In a brief interview Gore told me to 'shove my fucking pen of my fucking anus' and spat in my face with red spittle that smelt of rotten cabbages.

What more evidence is required that the eating of the snake and the drinking of its blood had changed nothing?

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