Written by Jaggedone
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Friday, 27 May 2011

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Poor old Rat-ko Mladic, he couldn't even lick Hitler's boots!

Bosnian Serb war criminal Rat(appropriate name)-ko Mladic after 15 years on the run in his own back garden (?)has admitted: "I tried but failed to come up to the standards of my great predecessors, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler and others."

"I only managed to top 7500 in Srebrenica, Stalin managed 43 million in total and Adolf 10 or 12, depending on who you believe, I am slightly disappointed?"

"Although my outstanding work in Zarajevo for 3 and 1/2 years keeping those 'Untermenschen' in their ghetto, starving and freezing them to death in winter and cutting off fresh water supplies in summer was an historic event and should be compared to the Warsaw Ghetto, no?" He proclaimed.

Several South American dictators can also live with the gigantic efforts towards culling mankind of it's "evils": General Pinochet, Argentinian and Brazilian Generals, Pol Pott, Idi Amin, Mugabe, Mao tse tung, etc, can claim a place on the podium of evil dictators who attempted to rid the world of anybody who dared say boo to them!

Mladic's claims are a bit pathetic compared to those mentioned, but in post war "civilized" Europe he will rightfully command a place in the top 10 and he's still alive to bask in the glory of his achievements.

By the way; where were the Americans in those 15 years whilst Mladic was on the run? Maybe we should ask Bin Laden?

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