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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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More than two weeks after the death of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden, details continue to emerge about the circumstances of his fatal shooting.

Bin Laden, who was alleged to have been unarmed at the time of his death, had believed the landing of U.S Navy Seals on his Abbottabad complex to be a practical joke, according to his loyal housekeeper Mildred.

The 47 year old, also Bin Laden's 19th wife, claimed that many years of boredom and isolation from the outside world meant the residents of the complex had become embroiled in an escalating series of practical jokes.

"It was just a few weeks ago that Ozzie blew up the cook, mixing powdered C4 into his flour while the rest of us distracted him", reminisced a teary Mildred.

Bin Laden, who himself received a singed beard from the incident had ignored clear warning signs that his death was imminent.

"We were all woken by the booming noise of helicopters coming down on the driveway. I could hear Ozzie from his bedroom laughing and telling Sharif (the 19 year old son of the deceased cook) that he wasn't falling for it."

As Bin Laden was caught unaware with his AK-47 out of reach, this is now considered to be the foremost pranking related fatality of all time.

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