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Saturday, 14 May 2011

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Just One Example of Spoof Material Recovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin Laden.

"I don't understand it, ' said Lowton over tea & toast, "one day the smut was there, the next day it was gone. Been working on trying to figure out where it went, but really, I've been busy writing myslelf and really couldn't be arsed that much...the shite was actually easy to replace, it keeps coming in all the time....no end to it, really!"

The material was found lurking in hard drives, and stacked up in reams of CD's.

A preliminary study seems to indicate Bin Laden was especially interested in nude snap shots of unsuspecting celebrities and kept them in a special file with the code name "Banana Bin Innit"

"I think he was a voyeur," said SEAL member XXXXXXXXX(redacted), "he must have really gotten off on this stuff!"

Along with the porn, there was also another file labeled "Write and Let Write" where apparently Bin Laden was attempting to write his own pornographic satire under the name
"XXXXXXX" (redacted) There was a number of rejection ships from an editorial assistant at The Spoof. with notes in the margin in Bin Laden's hand saying ' gotta get this BASTARD!"

Intelligence analysts are still investigating leads indicating Bin Laden either attempted, or succeeded, in stealing the Internet Persona of a female writer, so far identified only as being from from Canada.

The cyber Sleuth said, "We think he managed to slip in and out of the Spoof Forum using this identity and went unnoticed....the lady wrote so much it would have been easy for him to slip in occasionally and add to the conversation and no one would have known the difference...he seemed to crave personal interaction...probably from the years of isolation he experienced after ordering the deaths of thousands of people whilst hiding in a cave."

Investigators said they hope to study the material in depth, as soon as the White House returns it. "Obama, Pelosi and Reid have been locked in conference studying this stuff for 3 days, " said our source, "they're all going to need a shower when they finally get done...I mean, 3 days locked in a room with Nancy Pelosi...Now THAT'S CHANGE you can count
on ...probably her underwear!"

Lowton said he has been encouraged lately as readership channeled from the Middle East is picking up, "those guys must really be horny, but if they're looking for the ideal virgin, they've come to the wrong place...HAR!"

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