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Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Another nail in the coffin for Osama

One of Osama Bin Laden's many nephews has revealed that he is "very happy" with the terrorist leader's recent death.

George Bin Laden spoke to the media today, and described how his uncle Osama was very distant - literally as well as emotionally. He told how Osama Bin Laden once sent him a postcard with the words, "Greetings from sunny Afghanistan! Keep training for your martyrdom. Uncle Osama."

George Bin Laden also described how his uncle never visited him - not even for Christmas!

"He never bought me any presents. Not even a pair of socks! How difficult would that have been?"

He continued, "Just the other day the whole family were talking about how we wish someone would kill him off. I know he's family, but that doesn't matter. He was a terrible uncle!"

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