The world's most wanted terrorist has finally been located. After years the war on terror may be at an end. At last Obama bin Shootin has been found, hiding deep in the White House caves.
Bin Shootin is thought to be the mastermind behind numerous attacks on truth, justice and the American way of life. Finally his reign of terror may be at an end. Special forces are said to be operating in an area very close to bin Shootin's hiding place and it is only a matter of time before they get their man.
Bin Shootin first rose to prominence following the so-called 9/11 incident. An individual called Dubbya was asked what the number was between 9 and 11 and was unable to answer. Bin Shootin ruthlessly exposed his enemies weakness by running around shouting "This nigger knows it's 10!" This was just the first occasion when the terrorist would use his colour to gain the advantage.
After Dubbya was defeated, bin Shootin is thought to have retreated to his hideout and was said to be hiding behind his wife. During this time there were many speeches broadcast, but now it is thought that these were all fake. He is said to have attempted to spread his influence across the globe, but instead managed to get as far as the Oval office before getting scared.
Professor Dick Scratcher of the London School of Terrorism said "It's clear that Obama bin Shootin is very close to death. He has few friends left and the American people will soon take him out."