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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

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Innocent Skippy has a fatwah stuck on his head!

From the river Ganges somewhere in India: An Aussie swimwear company dared to depict the Hindu goddess of wealth, Laxmi, on their latest collection and were shocked by the response in India as many extreme Hindu men rioted, burnt effigies of Crocodile Dundee, Australian cricketers and the Aussie flag.

They also swore a Hindu version of an Islamic fatwa to any Australian women wearing the swimsuits, the designer of the swimsuits, Ms Blue, Ricky Pontin the Aussie cricket captain and Skippy the Kangaroo?

The company under great pressure has withdrawn the collection whilst in India heated, extreme Hindu's stripped off naked and jumped in the river Ganges t0o purify their souls before declaring a "Holy War" against Australia.

The Aussie swimwear company has offered those who jumped in the Ganges a pair of swimming trunks with Gandhi depicted on them in a pacifist effort to cool the problem down, lets hope it works!

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