WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden.
The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
In the event of retaliation by Al Quaeda involving any American target or that of her allies at home or abroad, the US will strike with every means at her disposal to eliminate the threat.
In the event that no retaliation is initiated within "an acceptable period of time" the military will detonate a bomb causing "minimum casualties" at a pre-selected target in Germany. Iran will be blamed. This will ensure that America will be able to invade that country at will.
'In the onwards march of true democracy we will free all enslaved countries especially weak ones with natural assets such as oil, metals, uranium etc that America can use so that we can continue with the enslavement and exploitation of our own people in perpetuity'.