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Saturday, 7 May 2011

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"I can hear a whirring sound!"

It has been reported today, that a well-known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it could discredit Obama administration BIG TIME!

The medium, told In Seine News: "It's so strange, but every time I have heard his name mentioned, I have had a tingling sensation all down my back and this has been going on since 2002. I am confident that the sensations are given to me through the spirits of those who have passed on. However, because nobody has tried to contact him in the psychic manner, he has not been able to communicate - besides he can only speak in Arabic sounding language - Urdu or Pashtun or something else."

"The spirit world is very strange at times because only last week I came into contact with a spirit guide called Ahmed who told me who was trying to get a message to me and what he wanted to say. It was Osama Bin Laden who was actually thanking the Americans for making him a martyr in the Arab world and that he was having a great time with his 72 virgins although he is down to the last 3 and he wondered if it was possible that they could kill him again so that he could have 72 more?!"

"I know that this sounds far-fetched and although I am used to people making fun of me, but I keep hearing a whirring sound: the sound of helicopters blades and explosions - Many explosions! I don't know if I was hearing the battle at Mr Bin Laden's Fortress, or whether they are the black helicopters that have been following me all week. Perhaps they want to collect me?"

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