Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days.
"We have spared no expense in devizing this machine," said Azul Muqh Fouder, "It can do blazing speeds and has a great rinse cycle."
"Our main difficulty has been devising a system for adding coins to the slot outside of the Sub," continued the engineer, "That is the problem with adapting existing technology, but we have had little time and time is of the essence. We must reach our supreme leader before the warm waters cause him to wrinkle too much. However, we have devised another machine which will help to iron out wrinkles. Plus we have a fabric softener that we are very excited about."