Abbottabad - The medicinal marijuana licence was personally issued by the High Province Governor to help Old Bin Bag deal with a congenital deficiency.
"Yep, Old Binnie - as we called him round here - was a typical stoner," Tory Bora resident Omar Gawd said today, "which he liked to smoke in a clay chillum.
"One of his henchmen would clean the pipe every Friday before restocking the five-ounce stash box with dried sinsemillia florets.
"Sometimes The Wife was seen kneading skunk doughballs which were then cooked in an outdoor tandoor like pizza.
"The smell drove local wildlife crazy."
Pictures of the massive crop posted online show an exotic strain of cannabis sativa, resplendent with purplish haze kind of buds - and crystalline pollen 'seeds the size of pearls'.
"Maybe that's where his Global Caliphate pipe dream started," Mr Gawd added thoughtfully.
"Should have stuck to qat leaves like Ayman Zawahiri.