Steven Spielberg has offered President Obama the role of Osama Bin Laden in a movie to be shot later this year.
President Obama has accepted Spielberg's offer, and, as we have learned, the White House has already started to reschedule the president's itinerary to fit in with Spielberg's.
Said a spokesperson for the Academy Award director: "We believe, and movie goers will agree with us, that President Obama and Osama resemble one another. Physically that is.
"Both have the same long, slim body, the long face, the long nose, the full lips, the intense black eyes under the bushy black eyebrows. And of course the dark complexion.
"The two are a perfect fit. Physically that is of course."
The Navy Seal who will have the honor of putting a fatal bullet through Osama's head will be played by British actor Daniel Craig, the current James Bond.
Spielberg is now searching for someone who could play Hillary Clinton in the as yet untitled movie.
It has been suggested that the role goes to Elton John in drag.