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Wednesday, 4 May 2011

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A photo of the Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Doll. (Photo courtesy of Glenn Beck).

KARACHI, Pakistan - A spokesperson for Hasbeen Toys, manufacturers of The Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Doll have said that they have completely sold out of the Al-Qaeda leader dolls.

Tando Diggy Kanjikot, a spokesperson for the largest retail chain in Pakistan, CamelMart stated that last week the Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead doll was selling for $4.97. And since Bin Laden was shot, the price jumped up to $19.79.

Mr. Kanjikot said that the Hasbeen Toy Company located in Bahawalpur has gone from working one shift per day to working 24 hours per day, seven days a week.

He added that he has been in contact with representatives of CamelMart and that they have been able to secure over 900,000 of the Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Dolls from Uppsala, Sweden; Panama City, Panama; and Anchorage, Alaska.

Kanjikot has warned prospective buyers to be careful because reports from Tittle Tattle Tonight state that authorities in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico have confiscated 80,000 fake Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Dolls.

3Ts Pico de Gallo reported that the knock off dolls look very similar to the originals except for the fact that instead of wearing the customary turban, the counterfeit Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Dolls are wearing Tampa Bay Buccaneer football helmets.

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