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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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A Pakistani boy from the town of Abbottabad has told the massing reporters of his harrowing experiences at the hand of the evil terrorist leader Osama bin Laden.

The boy told reporters that Bin Laden would often parade through the streets of Abbottabad, sporting his trademark beard, followed by an entourage of heavily armed men and scantily clad women, singing his name.

He would summons local children from the town as he routinely sauntered through the dusty streets every day at noon, and reward them with rabbits and goats and teach them many stories, especially of the infidels at TheSpoof.com

The boy explained that one day, Bin Laden stopped a small boy who was playing with a hamster in the streets. He became enraged and took the hamster from the boy and ate it.

True story.


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