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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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At last they've got him?

Venlo, Holland: The world is a safer place now after the world's most notorious, wanted Spoofer was tracked down, shot dead and his body dumped in the North Sea yesterday.

The FBI, CIA, Mossad, MI5, SS, Gestapo, SAS, etc, had been tracking this notorious Spoofer since 10 years when he committed a cardinal sin against mankind by calling the Pope, Obama, George Bush, Tony Blair, Putin, Israel, etc, a bunch of corrupt arseholes.

The 60 year-old Spoofer, Jaggedone, alias JO, was tracked down in an Amsterdam bordell, stoned out of his brains and just about to enter a long-legged Cuban beauty (hoping she wasn't a transvestite?) when a US special force entered the poof, whipped his trousers down between his ankles, kicked him in the "cojones" and blasted 666 bullets through his miserable brain.

The Cuban whore was given 2000 Euro's and told never to tell anybody who she was shagging otherwise they would return and give her a marathon "gang-bang" without paying.

After the news was released on global TV thousands of people in New York, London, Moscow, Paris, etc, ran out on the streets, tooting their horns and burning effigies of this despicable person. One very relieved NY orthodox Jew gave his reaction when he heard the news:

"We've got the bastard at last, we hope he burns in hell and now our motherland, Israel, can continue to act like a hoarde of wild Nazi's annexing every single piece of Palestinian land!"

An turbaned Pakistani with a large rucksack speeding towards the Underground was also asked his opinion, but he had no time because he had more important things on his mind?

BTW: This spoof was written by a "Ghost Writer"

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