Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose.
"The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abductal Al Madrict,"We have it in an undisclosed lab for cloning! In 15, 20 years tops, Osama will be BACK!"
Navy Seals dispute the claim though and say the shot to his head,went though his head and would have left very little usable dna.
"We definitely did not shoot his nose, we put one in his forehead and one might have accidentally gone through the crotch area. So maybe they have part of his pecker....Will that make his clone a peckerhead?" asked Matthew Barnes, a helicopter pilot for the operation.
Al Queda has reportedly contracted with a famous cloner of sheep who allegedly falsified research back in the 90s. This will be the anonymous scientist's first attempt at cloning humans. We were allowed to listen to him speak in his native tongue.