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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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"I'm NOT Happy!"

In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their lives to him .

Despite previous warnings, (see Possible virgin shortage) two of them were satisfied, yet Osama was left somewhat disappointed and has come back to earth to warn other Muslims. In Seine News gave an account of what happened:

After they were killed, Osama Bin Laden and his son find themselves in front of Allah who tells them that he is pleased with them at having been able to kill so many of the infidels for so long and that he would like to reward them.

"Is there anything you would particularly want?" He asked.

"Well we would like the 72 virgins that you had promised us." they replied.

"That is no longer possible my children!"

"Why not?"

"Well Saif al-Arab Gaddafi was killed just hours before you and he took the last 72.

I've actually run out them - Would some camels do instead?"

Bin Laden junior accepted 72 camels and lived happily ever after.

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