President Obama was red-faced this evening, as he announced that Osama Bin Laden had not been killed by US forces after all.
"I realise this is going to look pretty bad. We announce one day that we've killed Bin Laden, then the next day we announce that we got the wrong guy."
"Sadly I have to inform you that Osama Bin Laden was not killed last night in a secure compound in Pakistan by our specially trained navy seals. As far as we know Bin Laden is still at large."
"I would also like to extend my condolences to fans and family of ZZ Top, who were touring in Pakistan this week."