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Topics: Osama Bin Laden

Monday, 2 May 2011

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The US Government announced that Osama Bin Laden had been killed by a Seal team then buried at sea. However, according to confidential sources, Bin Laden was secretly whisked away alive and well from Pakistan.

One confidential source stated Bin Laden is being held in an underground cell below New York City at Ground Zero.

"Bin laden will be held at the location for two weeks," stated the confidential source. "For the next two weeks, the US Government will be allowing family members of those killed on 9/11 the opportunity to throw shoes at the 9/11 mastermind." (In the Middle East, throwing shoe's at an individual is considered a great insult.)

When the two weeks is up. Bin Laden will be moved to another cell located in Washington DC below the white House. At that location, Bin Laden will undergo daily questioning and torture.

Seal Teams were ordered to take Bin Laden alive do to the wealth of information he has regarding terrorist operations around the world.

"Osama Bin Laden Dead," not yet.

By Spoof reporter Truybill

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