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Monday, 2 May 2011

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Bins waiting patiently for a bin liner

To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks.

Delicately printed with a picture of Mr Bin Laden, the motto on the bag reads "We said our bin liners would come in dead handy one day".

Owner of the company, Fred Disposal said that the company felt it owed a great deal to the presence of Mr Bin Laden.

Since he bounced onto the scene some ten years ago, and was immediately referred to as Bin Liner, the company's turnover had increased ten-fold. Any time anything to do with cave dwelling was mentioned or if a member of Al Queda was featured on the news, people immediately thought of his product.

"It was wonderful really" said Mr Disposal. "Firstly we had bin liner, then we had Abu Hanza who we used as a reference to 'a hook for your rubbish'. I really don't know where we go form here, as very few of the remaining world despots have such a firm connection to rubbish sacks."

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