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Monday, 2 May 2011

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"I'm not dead yet!"

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks.

The pet store owner in question said that "Mr. Bin Laden isn't dead. He's just resting. He moved a little, but now he's stunned. Now he's just lying there, pining for the Fjords."

When asked what other evidence he had that the mass murderer was still alive, he said that "I heard his talking when they brought out the dead and he claimed he wasn't dead yet."

There is no evidence physical evidence that this man is totally insand, but there was a plaque on his wall proclaiming him "Upper Class Twit of the Year."

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