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Monday, 2 May 2011

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Henry Cooper when young

Britain's former Boxing Champion, Henry Cooper, laid out the challenger Obama Bin Laden with an uppercut straght from the Cassius Clay Songbook. Sadly the fight also ended Henry's life.

In a gesture of goodwill the American dollar is being redesigned as a special Henry Cooper Crown.

Will & Kate, who have now taken the royal name of Cooper, have decided to spend their honeymoon in Pakistan so they can visit the site of Henry's last great fight and can avoid photographers who would be scared of visiting the country.

The Queen who is very keen of Common Wealth, which is why she loves Kate her new grand daughter in law, is asking Will to pass on the message of Common Wealth to the poor people of Pakistan.

Prince Philip has warned the honeymoon couple to remember the Tally Ho Ban near the Afghanistan border in Pakistan where the couple will be staying. He has recommended that they avoid fox hunting during their visit.

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