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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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All set for the beautification and not the beatification

It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II.

Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to his total confusion, by men dressed in gold dresses and funny hats.

Unfortunately, what Mr Clarke had thought might be a business opportunity to relieve the multitudes of £600 a time, was actually nothing of the sort.

He mistakenly thought it was a "beautification" ceremony, and once the word 'beauty' is mentioned around Mr Clarke, the tills start ringing in his ears.

He said "I wasn't to know it was a beatification - sounds like fly swatting or playing songs by The Who backwards."

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