Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up to their nostrils in pig poop. Chickens are dead or dying slow deaths. Animals of all descriptions are wishing that they were dead.
Since there is nobody to take care of these farm animals, it is an atrocity, Mr. Sukucowteata pointed out. He says he is very angry that he cannot go back and euthanize his animals.
He is afraid, he says, of Sherrif Joe coming out to prosecute the farmers for letting all their animals die a slow, torturous death.
"Where Sarah Palin when need her! We need her come helicopter and spray all animals end suffering," sobbed the farmer, drinking a can of aspartame beverage to kill the pain in his soul.