Alaska - She could see Russia from her house. Today, it's a different story, as Sarah Palin has just announced to a stunned gathering outside her home that Alaska has been sold.
"I don't know where I can move to an also-to see Russia from my house", Sara complained.
Sara plans to stay in Alaska and do whatever the Saudis, who bought Alaska, tell her. "If they want to go up in a chopper and shoot stuff, I could be their guide", she quipped.
As I was filing the story, a group of men wearing white turbans descended upon Sarah. One of the men had a large butterfly net.