Paris, France-- President Nicholas Sarkozy of France has announced his country's total surrender to Libya. The sudden announcement caught everyone by surprise, especially President Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron. The two other leaders were even more surprised after France dropped nuclear bombs on Washington DC and London.
President Sarkozy said the sudden betrayal was 'the right thing to do, and in keeping with French tradition'.
"We are the French, we are the frogs, and we do whatever we want." said President Sarkozy in a midnight address from Paris. "We surrender, just don't hurt us anymore. We give up." he stated, before bursting into tears.
President Sarkozy also gave Moammar Gaddafi a special gift to complete the surrender--his wife, Carla Bruni.
"She's a little hairy, smells like garlic, and she has a few social diseases, like all French women. She might make a nice guard dog for your tent." said the President Sarkozy to Gaddafi. "Now, leave us in peace so we can contemplate Camus and Sartre, and our sophisticated French culture.