A dramatic scene happened over the skies of Libya yesterday as eye witnesses observed a strange female figure dropping out of the sky with an open umbrella.
She, they claimed, floated downwards and hovered above Colonel Gadaffi's palace for a few moments and then disappeared within the compound. Observers thought at first it was Allah paying Gadaffi a visit, but that couldn't be, she was a female?
A few minutes later there were fighting noises to be heard as the female figure, who was actually Mary Poppins, used her umbrella, a la "Kill Bill", to fight off Gadaffi's special fighing force who protect him 24/7 an eye witness reported (traitor).
She made a forced entry into the palace and made a "bee line" for Gadaffi's boudouir, where he was having "forty winks" after devouring masses of McDonalds, french fries and KFC, fat bas++rd.
After dealing with Gadaffi's private bodyguards, built like tree trunks, easily, with her umbrella, she poked it into Gadaffi's fat mouth, woke him up and arrested him.
Mary then tied him to his four-poster bed and threatend to blast him with some of her favourite songs, a form of Chinese torture. Gadaffi had no choice but to wither to her demands. Mary also filmed the whole scenario and put it on You Tube:
It seems the reasons for Mary Poppins attacking Libya and arresting Gadaffi were quite simple, she wanted to force Gadaffi to stop being an evil, whinging dictator, get a life, reliquish all of his corrupt billions and start getting his oil flowing again because she couldn't afford to fill up her car!
After 10 minutes of listening to Mary Poppins singing, he surrendered and has promised to be a good boy in the future!
Who needs rebels, the corrupt FBI, CIA and US / European governments when you've got Mary to do the job for you?