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Sunday, 17 April 2011

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More clues have surfaced in the case of a missing western Tennessee nursing student who was abducted from her home by a man wearing camouflage.

There's still no sign of the 20-year-old woman as authorities continue to look for suspects. The case is twisted and bizarre and something out of a horror movie.

The man, who identifies himself as the "Midnight Runner," called a news station to tell his story.

He is wanted for a string of home invasion attacks that occurred in Southern California in 1998. The attacks took place at night while people slept. He is also an admirer of the Night Stalker who committed a series of heinous crimes in the 1980s.

He is well remembered for attacking a Hispanic family while they slept, in his search for a female named Ashley which he is in love with. He states he picked the wrong house and that Ashley lived next door.

In the anonymous interview the man in camouflage states he took the 20 year old beauty, so he could have a secret wife.

The man in camouflage said he wanted her because she looked like Ashley and he is keeping her in a locked room that has a bathroom. He reinforced the room with acoustic panels to prevent anyone from hearing her voice or any other type of noise. She has a chain attached to her right leg that is held in place with two pairs of handcuffs at both ends of the chain. One hand cuff is attached to her leg and the other handcuff is attached to a metal bed post. There is no windows in the room and the acoustic panels have been placed against the wall. He constructed a solid wooden wall separating the panels from the wooden wall by four inches to protect the acoustic panels from damage. The door to the room is hidden behind a painted wall made of drywall material and there is a secret sliding door in the drywall that reveals the entrance to the room.

He has been giving her a drug to erase all of her memories, so he could program her mind with a new life. After losing 80 percent of her memory he took a picture of both of them together. In the picture she is wearing a wedding dress and he is wearing a tuxedo. After all her memories are gone, he says he will tell her that they are husband and wife and he will place the wedding picture on the wall, so she could acknowledge that fact every single day.

He says he will tell her that the outside world is filled with demons because they are both living through the apocalypse. He has paintings of demons in hell and of angels sitting in clouds hanging on the wall, to give her a new perception of the outside world.

He says that he will make her read the bible everyday, so she could become a believer in the Christian faith. She will not want to run away because of her new mental programing. Because of the programing, she will demand that he keep the magic chain around her leg to prevent the demons on the outside from coming into the room. He plans on telling her that he is an angel and the demons on the outside can not see him when he walks amongst them looking for food and clothing for both of them. He has a refrigerator in the room filled with food and water.

The man said she is already one month pregnant and he is expecting his first child in six months. He has read books on midwifing and plans on delivering the child himself inside the room. He plans on homeschooling the children himself and he wants to keep the children locked inside the room. He said he would tell the children that the homeschooling knowledge is about the world in the first afterlife which they may one day enter. He will tell the children that the first afterlife can only be entered into through a holly door, but the second afterlife can only be entered into when a person dies.

The young woman's name is Bobo. Her father thinks whoever dragged her away knew the daily routine of the family.

A lunchbox was found that belongs to the victim with a half eaten tuna sandwich still in it.

Her brother said he saw the man pulling his sister across the carport at the family home and into a wooded area, but thought it was just her boyfriend.

The brother said he found blood outside his house at a later moment and then realized she had been taken by the Midnight Runner.

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